'"To the best of your knowledge, do you know if there’s ever been a toxicological study done to determine the LD50 of frosting and chocolate sprinkles for a mare of my size and weight?”
"I don’t even know what some of those words mean.”
"Excellent, then this will be groundbreaking original research.”' - Hard Reset, Eakin
Twilight's stuck in a time loop -- seems a lot of stories have some version of this. Not sure I'd go this route, but I've also not faced the magical equivalent of knowing a nuclear bomb is going off soon.