'"no. clean yourself up first... and wash your tail.” my tail was fine, i swished it back and forth to prove that point, "when was the last time you brushed it?" never. that was a dumb question.
"sometimes i brush it when she sleeps~" i glared at serenity as she giggled on my back, suspecting she wasn't joking at all. she opened her mouth as if to continue her joke when somepony down the bar cut her off.' - fallout equestria: heros, no one
i imagine it's hard to make a my little pony western when you have to work in phrases like 'cutie mark.'