"the new star we're going to watch was actually born more than a thousand years ago. one thousand three hundred and forty-four, to be exact."
"who the what now?" said dash. "twilight, are you messing with space and time again?"
"i love messing with space and time!" said pinkie pie. "messing with space and time is great!"
"sugarcube," said applejack, glancing sidelong at pinkie, "you do realize you can't personally mess with space and time, don'tcha?"
pinkie pie sighed airily. "that's exactly what you said last today," she said.