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how to train your pegasus






'"bah." the dragon tossed snow bolt to the floor again. she made an exasperated noise. “of all the ponies in equestria, i had to get the one pegasus that can’t fly. and if there’s one thing i can’t stand, it’s the taste of white meat.” she huffed, and regarded snow bolt, who was sprawled out on the cave floor again. “alright then, little pot pie. i shall teach you to fly. then, when your flight muscles are strong enough, i will eat you.” the dragon nodded to herself, then walked away. she apparently did not require her meal's consent in the matter.' - how to train your pegasus

ah, i see what you did there. although i've never seen (read?) the original.